PM: What are you doing, blogging?
PM: About me?
PM: What do you call me on your blog? Do I have a special name or am I just Ted?
Me: I call you by your name at times but I generally refer to you as Poppa Morgan.
PM: Poppa Morgan?! That sounds like an old man. You should've called me Captain Morgan.
Me: *Glare at Poppa Morgan*
PM: Come on, you know "Captain" has more spunk to it!
Me: Mommas and poppas go together, not mommas and captains.
PM: Well, I guess people could get confused from that name and think I'm a real captain or something.
Me: *Another glare.*
PM: I am a captain though you know.
Me: Of course you are dear.
PM: I'm captain of (leans in to look at the laptop) THE MORGAN MOUND!
US: Extreme laughter.
Poppa Morgan and I are watching the FSU/Miami football game and this is just one of the many silly conversations that we have had during the game, LOL!