PM: (Yelling from upstairs) Honey have you seen my shoes?!
Me: Which ones?
PM: My Nikes!
Me: Which Nikes?
PM: My Nikes!
Me: Ted, you have like three pair of Nikes. Which Nikes?
PM: My Air Max!
Me: No, I haven't seen those around in a while. Where did you have them last?
PM: I don't know, that's the problem!
Me: You're tearing apart the house looking for shoes and you don't even know where you had them last?
PM: *Silence*
Me: Ted, darling ... don't you think that you should first try to remember where you last took them off before you begin ram-shacking our home?
PM: Honey, I just remembered I even HAD the shoes!
Mind you these are shoes that were on awesome sale and, being the nice wife that I am, I saw them and said "You know what, my husband could use some new sneakers so why don't I get a pair of these for him?" He did end up remembering where they were though. Where? At someone else's house! Apparently one day when the guys had a paintball day they went back to our friend Eric's house and Ted changed into some flip flops there and he forgot the sneakers.
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Sunday, September 13, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Conversations With Poppa Morgan
PM: What are you doing, blogging?
Me: Yep.
PM: About me?
Me: Maybe.
PM: What do you call me on your blog? Do I have a special name or am I just Ted?
Me: I call you by your name at times but I generally refer to you as Poppa Morgan.
PM: Poppa Morgan?! That sounds like an old man. You should've called me Captain Morgan.
Me: *Glare at Poppa Morgan*
PM: Come on, you know "Captain" has more spunk to it!
Me: Mommas and poppas go together, not mommas and captains.
PM: Well, I guess people could get confused from that name and think I'm a real captain or something.
Me: *Another glare.*
PM: I am a captain though you know.
Me: Of course you are dear.
PM: I'm captain of (leans in to look at the laptop) THE MORGAN MOUND!
US: Extreme laughter.
Poppa Morgan and I are watching the FSU/Miami football game and this is just one of the many silly conversations that we have had during the game, LOL!
Me: Yep.
PM: About me?
Me: Maybe.
PM: What do you call me on your blog? Do I have a special name or am I just Ted?
Me: I call you by your name at times but I generally refer to you as Poppa Morgan.
PM: Poppa Morgan?! That sounds like an old man. You should've called me Captain Morgan.
Me: *Glare at Poppa Morgan*
PM: Come on, you know "Captain" has more spunk to it!
Me: Mommas and poppas go together, not mommas and captains.
PM: Well, I guess people could get confused from that name and think I'm a real captain or something.
Me: *Another glare.*
PM: I am a captain though you know.
Me: Of course you are dear.
PM: I'm captain of (leans in to look at the laptop) THE MORGAN MOUND!
US: Extreme laughter.
Poppa Morgan and I are watching the FSU/Miami football game and this is just one of the many silly conversations that we have had during the game, LOL!
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